I crapped a question mark today. I’ll give you a second to take that in. What I’m saying here is that I took a dump earlier today, and it came out in the shape of a question mark. Unbelievable, I know—both that it happened and that I’m writing about it publicly. But that’s what this blog is all about. It’s about the shape of my poop.
What else do you want to hear about? The latest Obama-McCain drama? The slumping economy? If Sarah Palin pooped a perfect question mark, it would be big news, but because I’m a nobody it just makes me a freak to write about such things, eh?
I see how it is. Well, just for that, I’m not going to tell you what the answer turned out to be.