Why walk a dog?

Why record a cover of Jack White‘s “Why walk a dog?”

I don’t know. Why anything? Why wipe your ass? Sheesh…

(Actually, I was running an experiment to see if I could use my old BR-864 as an effects unit with my new Zoom LiveTrak L-12, and this song just came to mind, because it’s short and sweet. It worked, so I guess the null hypothesis was rejected, or something like that.)